Yo! Henry Moses

I was camping with my girlfriend but to our dismay there were no animals in the woods. None. We drove back to the city confused and found out that all the animals had taken over our civilization. A bear in a suit and tie came after me when I got out of the car. Then I woke up in my tent. It was all just a dream. I rolled over to look at my girlfriend but she had the face of a BEAR! Another dream! I woke up in the tent alone. I laughed because I didn’t really have a girlfriend after all. Somewhere in the woods, I heard a howl.